Like, look at them
they are so adorable
they probably didn’t even know what was coming their way
they’re so innocent
and I’m so proud
"it’s only 16+ because they want to hook up with girls" ah yes… because the name derpcon totally doesn’t make the dick go soft.
no one came to liam’s 16th birthday party but tomorrow night 80,000 people will be at his 21st im crujgf
I swear all the 5sos fam on twitter have never seen a dick before.
I FOUND THIS ON TWITTER SO IF IT’S TRUE
FUCKING SPREAD THIS LIKE WILD FIRE.
1. gawk for .6 seconds bc hey you’re only human and it’s not your fault they were on your dash
2a. laugh bc calum made silly decision hehe oh cal.
2b. shake head bc person who leaked it also made silly decision tsk tsk
3. maybe a dick joke bc who doesn’t like a dick joke.
4. be done with it and move on bc no matter your opinion on topic, it’s none of your business and you should stop drawing attention to the sitch.
5. make nachos.